One of the reasons I don't text is

this and because I'm not willing to shell out an extra $5 for the privilege. I might when I get a new phone, my current cell phone is an 80's throwback.

(810): did you make any bad decisions?
(248): many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that

This one made me snort out loud.

Most of the texts aren't very funny, just gross & vulgar. I like Sarah's texts much more.