Faux Rage
It takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else you must run twice as fast. - The Queen from Through the Looking Glass

Candlelit miniature Kamakura, or snow huts, at the Kamakura Snow Festival in Japan. In the 400-year-old folk event, local children offer sweet sake and grilled rice cakes to visitors as they invite them into the snow huts to worship the god of water at an alter carved inside. (Kiyoshi Ota/Getty Images)
5. It is always acceptable to root for athletes who make up their nation's Olympic team all by themselves, such as Jamaican skiier Errol Kerr. If there is ever going to be another Miracle on Ice story, it's not going to star an American as the plucky underdogs.
6. It is never acceptable to root for the French.
7. OK, if the athlete in question is really hot, maybe that's OK.
They’re indulging in the favorite celebrity profile trope of fashion magazines: A decadent, 6-page photo spread of a pretty actress looking incandescent and gorgeous, accompanied by an interview where the actress reveals her low self-esteem. No doubt the magazine thinks this formula “humanizes” the actress (again, this is sad in at least 5 ways). After all, isn’t everyone insecure? But they fail to recognize that not everyone is a successful movie star styled for 4 hours before posing in a pile of purple organza for the cover of a magazine. The overall effect of profiles like In Style’s is discordance. It’s like watching someone flawlessly execute a complicated dance routine, while being prodded to say, “Oh, I have two left feet!”