Superficial writes to Kanye about Kanye desire to pose naked and have less fans

Kanye,

For the record, I have never purchased a single note of your music. Please, do not consider this an endorsement of your new-found desire to display your jungle of love. It's actually the exact opposite. In fact, if you agree to put more clothes on top of the clothes you're already wearing, I'll walk into Target right now and start punching anyone in the face that tries to buy your CDs. You'll get less fans. I won't have to see your cock, and everyone's a winner.

Holla' at your boy,

The Superficial Writer

P.S. Did you seriously just compare yourself to a petite female Icelandic singer? Wow. That's messed up.