Things My Manager Has Freaked Out About (An Ongoing List)

- Popcorn ("It causes cancer! No microwavable popcorn in the office!")
- Snow (We live in New England)
- Rain ("Killer thunderstorms! There's a tornado heading for us!")
- My bloated feet, sending me to the ER thus I missed sushi dinner with my adorable bf.
- My co-workers bloated foot after she got a tattoo, my manager actually drove her to the ER, although she didn't want to go.
- My coworker's book about vampires. She actually shrieked when she read the back of the book.
- The Economy. Gloom and doom over here. Everyday I hear how I should be "thankful" for my shitty job. Makes coming to work that much more awesome.