Jack handy was quite a smart guy. Here are a few of my favorite "thoughta" of his. I was trying to tell one of my classmates the Mone/Manet - joke but failed miserably. So now i'll let Jack take from here. (Also i was too lazy to think of a topic to write about, i'm a stressed out English student, i have a good execuse)!
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus's-flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition. This thought reminds me of my abilities as a storyteller.
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me. This is the one i completely muddled up today!
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