Monday, November 29, 2004

Hypochodria or Immaculate Conception?

I haven't been feeling well for the last few weeks - stomach pains, throwing up, shortness of breath and other symptoms have persisted. I have visitied the doctor twice, the second visit proved that the chemistry of my blood was in good order and medically speaking there was nothing wrong with me.
This led the doctor and other people i complained to ask me if there was any chance i was pregnant since all the symptoms point to that very conclusion. To which i am led to believe that either i am hypochodriac or G-d has decided to have a baby with me. If the later hypothesis turns out to be true, i'll expect some hefty child support payments and would it be unoriginal to name the kid JC II?

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