Resolutions

Today is the Chinese New Year! The year of the cock! (I hope so... ok bad dirty joke). So i thought since i never got around to making resolutions on my New Year's i'll do it now. (Better late than never.)

1. Drink more or appear to drink more. Try to convince your sister you're on a fast track to becoming an alcoholic by posting quotes such as this:

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.

2. Go to the gym and take up Bikram Yoga again. No really. I'm going to do it.

3. Go to more concerts.

4. Learn a craft. Although i swore as a future librarian archivist never to take up knitting or owning a cat, both look like good bets in the future. Ok, maybe i'll actually take up guitar.

5. Fix my bike and go bike riding every chance i get.

6. Organize photos and papers. Make my desk manageable. Post photos of Scotland. Clean out my closet.

7. Be nicer to my grandmother(s) and other relatives.

8. Try to ignore the impulse of imagining future babies every time your eyes meet a cute guy.

9. Save money for a grand vacation.

10. Post more often with fewer grammar mistakes. (Ya right.)