Rethinking Lunch

Maybe I really should pay more attention to the Food Network. I'm about to go to lunch and I already ate a stick of string cheese and the very juicy apple that I brought along. All I'm left with is a Yoplait yogurt and a cucumber. Me thinks I’ll be purchasing part of my lunch today. Seriously, couldn't the Jews rethink that whole leaving-Egypt-in-a-rush thing. Egypt wasn't so bad, freedom isn't so important. I want bread, dammit.