Following Your Calling

Last night i saw a recent graduate of Vassar and one of my closest friends - D. On greeting him i joked on the proper way of calling him - his still a bachelor and not yet a master - the more things change the more they stay the same, i thought. Let's just say that D. has a reputation with the ladies. What's amazing about him is the is that he is not a player - his approach to women is genuine and well meaning - and i think this is why the guy gets so much play. He's not afraid to get shut down, sure it doesn't feel nice to be rejected but most of the time he doesn't, specifically because of his willingness to try and the honesty he approaches the situations. D. is no Greek Adonis, yet he has this way of completely disarming you with his easy going manner and understated confidence. In high school (and now) he was this short guy with a crazy Jew fro - not the typical High School stud - but he always had a girlfriend or at least a girl to hook-up with. Things didn't change at college - besides he went to Vassar, the hedonistic capital of the college world.
It was nice to catch up and spend sometime with someone who really knows you. And what does one talk about with someone they know really well (or not that well)? Sex. At some point we got on the topic of cunnilingus, D. very earnestly recounted a recent encounter with a cute Asian girl (ed. note someone has a slight fetish in that department). It seems the girl has never been pleasured properly.
- You would not believe how many men don’t know how to properly go down on a girl!
- Um, I think I have a rough idea…
- I mean half time I’m with a girl is just to go down on her, it’s so hot to see her squirm with pleasure.
- Really? Just going down?
- I’ve been with so many girls who have never been eaten out well. Most of the time guys don't know what the heck they are doing down there, they slobber all over and they think they're done. There such pleasure in giving her pleasure. There's a fine art to it. You know I really need to teach class on this. I think I would be really good at it. Too bad Vassar never offered a course in female orgasm and cunnilingus – I think with all my, ah, field research, I would have been a good candidate to teach it.
- Hmm, I think you missed your calling.