Wednesday, January 25, 2006

This Post is Brought to You By the Letter P for Procrastination

Must, do homework NOW. No NOW. NOW. Okay, like in ten minutes. Or till i get enough will power to do homework.
Why did i notice that my Russian film professor's ass is huge compared to his body. Seriously, for a turtleneck wearing man he has a very bootilicious rear. I can't believe i just wrote that...ewww. Want to hear what i learned today in Russian film class? No? Well too bad, seems like the word glamorize comes from post-WWII phenomena of processed food. Oh the things i get taught everyday.
Speaking of disproportionate body parts, how come my face keeps getting thinner and my stomach/butt is, in best terms, not!? Does this mean i need to go to the gym. Oh that reminds me i have to go to the gym tomorrow...or the day after, or next week.
Um, i guess when blogger says half an hour it mean two hours of non-service availability.
I wonder if "Christopher" last night was a computer robot or a real live human chatting with me about how to "fix" my shitty newly purchased hp printer on hp version of im. The damn piece of crap kept flashing "change color ink cartridge" even though i don't need color printing/copying of any kind! I guess yelling at the piece of plastic crap wasn't going to do anything. I might need to look into anger management....
I hate procrastination but i'm so good at it i can't stop.

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