Sweepstakes

Here's a random thought. Does anyone actually win those promotional sweepstakes on candy bars and soda cans? When I was a little kid, poor and on welfare, I used to dream of striking it rich. Each time I bought a packet of M&M's or a Snickers bar it was like I was kid in the Willa Wanka movie, except I wanted hard cold cash not a ticket to a Candy Factory. Anyway, short story shorter - I never won. Instead of getting millions of dollars, I gained thirty pounds. However, with the realization of great disappointment of false advertisement I still form time to time feel the lure of the bogus promises.

Guess it's time to get a job?!