Monday, March 05, 2007

An Old Cliche

Fox's Hezbollah Inside Americ covered a Hezbollah cell in America today, including an interview with Mohammad Hammoud, the ringleader in charge of of tobacco smuggling and credit card frauds in support of Hezbollah. At trial, he claimed he supported Hezbollah not on political grounds but because Hezbollah did so much charity work helping the sick and poor. It reminded me of a cliche so many men hear in strip joints: "I'm just doing this to put myself through college." Maybe he was just forking over all that tip money because he thought Hezboallah really liked him or something.

(This post has been edited by Ace to make it 70% more funny.)

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