Hil-ar-ious

The recycled conversations: Funny because it is so true. I've been guilty of a few of these and I still have a year to talk about my sexcapedes.

2. Your marvelous children.

Yes, it's so impressive that they spent the summer working at the Rwandan Health Ministry, combating the spread of AIDS and polishing their ever-more-exotic college app. If your boy or girl had spent the summer in Chelsea helping a third-grader improve her reading, I might bother listening. But who wants to talk about that?

via Hot Air Headlines (love those)