Snapshot of Me at 18

After watching Y Tu Mama Tambien my friends and I came up with our own "Charalastra" rules. There's a theme here I wonder if it's "subtle."

1. Watch quality porn.
2. Use the words "muffin" and "babysit."
3. Maintain sexually awkward relationships with D. or other
significant males or insignificant males or significant females.
4. Mention the mechanics of sex, which are mechanical, as often as
necessary.
5. Keep all conversations concerning breastfeeding or other related
topics to a minimum.
6. Discuss sex with abstract nouns, concrete nouns and animate objects.
7. Discuss sex.
8. Slap another friend's ass, mediocre or otherwise.
9. Use multilingual diminutives when speaking to loved ones.
10. Discuss jews at all gatherings.
11. Not all "alternative" people are alternative, and not all cool people
are "cool."
12. "Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't =
take it and my heart is going to cave in."
13. Whacking off rules. [debatable?]