I Can't Be Bothered to Write Well

So I'm just going to quote others who write better, funnier, and sharper.

I'm a little worried about myself, as a freelancer. To be a successful freelancer, you have to be good at networking, at selling yourself, and be motivated. I hate other people; I hate myself even more; and all I really want out of life is to be able live in a hut in Montana by myself like Ted Kaczynski minus the mail bombs and scary shades.

- Forksplit

It's like she climbed into my brain.