Friday, December 05, 2008

Upgrade?



I recognize that Beyonce is talented and works hard, I even think the song is catchy, even though I like "If I Were Boy" more. However, I always find her dancing somehow ungainly. Her limbs are all over the place and the dance moves are the opposite of graceful. I read someone describing the video as "Fosse getting raped by a GAP commercial." Not to mention the hideous metal glove, which I can only guess is a homage to Michael Jackson? Anyhoo, she has always looked weird dancing and this video, plus her annoying and ugly ad for Direct Tv, just confirms she should not dance ever. I mean the woman inspires this (click at your own paril).

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