Otherwise knows as Cinco de Mayo - which has nothing to do with mayonnaise but everything to do with beer. I feel like I should be allowed to drink a few beers before I headed off to work and yet I sit here very sober indeed. This reminds me of one of my favorite Jack Handy jokes:
When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet,
I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again,
louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.
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