Cheneyku

Haikus about Cheney. Seriously awesome.

My favorite:

I'm bald and morose
I don't look good in swim trunks
Eight years, no attacks

Also good:
Arterial plaque?
Don't make me smirk, it ain't $#!+
Arugula? Yuck!

This one also amused me:
Remember, lefties
I'm not running for office
Your polls make me laugh