I've been reading the Blogess on and of since Dawn linked her a few weeks ago. The woman is hilarious. Here's one of the more recent awesome creations:
me: Dude, it’s totally funny. You know? Because people always say ‘They only hate me because they’re jealous‘. But then it’s Hitler and everyone really does hate him and isn’t jealous at all?
This is so true! Everyone is always telling me how jealous I am of someone I hate. But I'm pretty sure 9 out of 10 times I just hate the d.b. I'm hating them because they suck, not because I'm secretly jealous of them.