Gallows Humor

I used to take care of a woman who had lung cancer. The condition would cause her to cough a lot. So much so, that she developed really nice abs from it. You think I'm joking, but I'm not. She coughed eighty percent of the time she was awake, everything made her cough. So while I don't have lung cancer I have been hacking like a crazy woman for a week now. It seems that I might be developing fibrosis of the lungs! Silver lining: rock hard abs.