I Would Have Gone With A Different Headline....

CLOONEY TOO RACY FOR POLITICS

"Movie star, George Clooney insists he could never run for office - because his past is too debauched."

Here's a few at the top of my head:
CLOONEY TOO STUPID FOR POLITICS or
CLOONEY TOO FULL OF HIMSELF FOR POLITICS or
CLOONEY LIVING IN A BUBBLE; THINKS HE'S IS SOMEWHAT RELEVANT BEYOND MAKING MIDDLE AGED WOMEN'S PANTIES WET.

I don't know, when i was younger i actually thought the guy was somewhat attractive. Now he comes off as a self important prick. With his self-proclaimed status as the savior of America through VERY IMPORTANT movies like Syriana - which was complex as second grade arithmetic or Good Luck and Good Night - which purports to portray the evil McCarthyism and fails to mention that a few facts and timelines have been smudged a bit to make the protagonist seem more heroic - besides the fact that the movie is also a bore.