I'm Baaack...Sort off

So we haven't had the internet (or the phone in my house) for two weeks now. Not fun. All due to the retarded properties of Verizon. Who are so challenged they can't manage two simple instructions. Thus causing me to live without the internet without a week. Plus I quit/got fired from my job this week, so not even at work did I have the pleasure of sitting like a zombie starring at the screen for hours. Anyhoo, I have big plans ahead of me - tonight I'll be NYC being a bad Jew, but a good friend to Jess who I adore. Then next Tuesday I am off to San Fran for two weeks to "think" and "straighten out my life" - fun. If anyone has any good ideas of where to go in Northern California let me know. Hopefully, I'll post more.