Thursday, August 13, 2009

Conversation of the Day

Me(after getting a facial): My face is as smooth as a baby's bottom!
Peter: Since when has the ass of baby become the gold standard of softness?
Me: I don't know, but have you felt a baby's bottom?
Peter: Well that's the other thing, who actually feels a baby's bottom?
Me: Mothers and perverts? Anyway, it's soft and you will love to touch it!

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